Dear All. I am Roy the Pet Therapist Secret Agent Kitten assigned to socialize a patient with SFHD--severe fabric hoarding disorder. I have instituted a tough love policy with this patient where I bite her hand whenever she thinks about fabric. I attack her hands relentlessly on the computer keyboard to prevent further fabric purchases. Despite constant attempts to prevent her from wallowing in her stockpile, I must give up all hopes of returning this person to society. I have wasted almost a quarter of my life to this useless pursuit. Until I get reassigned, I will just take time out and write my memoirs.