I was so surprised to learn that I won Miss Congeniality! The Feline Academy of the Arts (and you thought the FAA was about airplanes!) voted me the most congenial cat, which is short hand for the best cat on the planet. I was so delighted I even stopped biting my brother for a second.
So for my acceptance speech, I would like to thank the Academy for this special award. And I appreciate that this award is given by feline professionals, not just a bunch of quilters who have cats lying around on quilts. And I received a special boa wand with a bell, not another pile of quilter stuff. I would also like to thank the Academy for acknowledging my hardship with having to deal with cats like Rocky McFakeyFace and Sadie McWormyPants. And now, if you will excuse me, I have an after party to attend.