As the old saying goes, there are many ways to skin a mouse. In today's tutorial, I, as your guest blogger, will explain my personal methodology.
1. Establish a comfortable position in front of a warm woodstove. (And please, I am tired of excuses like we can't have a fire because it's sunny and 70 degrees out. That's outside and I'm inside. And complaining about it getting too hot upstairs is nonsense. Just turn on the air conditioning. That's what thermostats are for, people!)
2. Chew on mouse until skin comes off. Leave a felt ear for a bit of design flair.
3. My staff removes the eyes from the mouse before I get them citing safety reasons. I, however, suspect deep-seated, darker unresolved issues.