Today, I (Mr. Bear, your guest blogger) am going to demonstrate how to pick peaches. A lot of people wait until the peaches are ripe. But I say, why bother? First, climb into the peach tree, no matter how weak and spindly. Then walk out on the limb so it sinks under your weight.
Congratulations! You have conquered the peach tree and its easy eating until some annoying busy body comes and chases you away. For my next tutorial, I will demonstrate how to empty a hummingbird feeder.