Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Here's an update on the mouse infestation in my sewing room. A brown one showed up today. What I don't know is whether the brown mouse sneaked in from outside or whether he's the offspring of complementary mice, for example the pink mouse and the green-blue mouse.
Tommy said he was conducting DNA sequencing to determine which of the baby mice belonged to which of the parents. But instead he came up with some cockeyed conspiracy theory involving sewing machines, robots, excessive fabric hoarding and receipts for new fabric purchases.

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