pointing you out, Cat Patches.
So, here is Roy following Smitty's advice to take over the sewing chair. Apparently there was also some advice in there somewhere about waking everyone (in this case me) at 2:00 AM and 4:00 AM. Roy has developed a piercing kitten cry that cannot be ignored. This also limits my ability to keep him out of the sewing room if that's where I am.
Smittora The Explorer's advice to get high, and used the relocated sewing chair to launch himself on top of the shelves holding my stash. The only calm of the day is when Roy takes scrunched paper into the bathtub for a frolic...because Roy is the kitten that never sleeps.
And yes, Roy the Foster Kitten graduates from Kitten U on Wednesday whereupon he will have to go out and get a real job.