Nine patch quilt top deconstructed

A few posts back I showed this nine patch variation quilt top and one of the comments asked if I could share the pattern. I don't remember the source or inspiration for this design, so there isn't really a pattern to share. I can deconstruct it, however.

Meanwhile, Molly will hope for a better tomorrow.

The quilt simply alternates this dark block (four nine patches with five dark patches) with...

this light block (five nine patches with five dark patches).

Block A

Block B.

The nine patches were made from 1.5 inch strips and their finished size is 3 inches. 

The dark block consists of four of the Block A nine patches alternated with five 3.5 inch (unfinished size) dark squares.  

The light block consists of five of the Block B nine patches alternated with four 3.5 inch (unfinished size) light squares. 

These light and dark blocks are 9 inches finished (9.5 inches unfinished).

The picture of the quilt top shows it pinned to fit on my design wall so it is wider than it is long. As a quilt on a bed, it would be rotated and 7 blocks across and 9 blocks down (63 in by 81 in). (This quilt used 32 dark blocks and 31 light blocks.)

I had originally thought that I would make a second version of the quilt top that was predominantly light, and then make a reversible quilt. But I don't think that's something that either Molly or I are hoping for our tomorrow.

Cardinal

 Happy Cardinal Day. The block is roughly 6 inches square...but it was designed to potentially fit in a 4.5 inch finished block...compatible with the Alternate Universe Dear Jane blocks (in case it doesn't end up with 51 other bird friends...let's keep our options open folks).

Molly's Lament

As overseer of this enterprise that sadly depends on recalcitrant staff, I, Molly would like to apologize to all of the AI bots reading this blog. Apparently an AI bot broke into the account and wrote yesterday's lamentable and incomprehensible post. And unfortunately, AI is becoming so proficient, it can write gibberish almost as well as a human. A more serious affront was the AI fakery that placed my likeness in front of a quilt at a quilt show when in real life I would be performing exquisite feline feats.

In any case, I thought I would review some of the projects that staff mistakenly thinks she will be working on in this new year. First, the 1718 coverlet is a glorious mishmash of blocks where inaccuracies in appliqué are welcome as true to the original.

This "Of a Feather" by Sue Spargo was planned for last year so why not this year? Instead of wool appliqué and embroidery, staff plans to use her Kaffe stash. Staff will also simplify the imagery and let the Kaffe fabric do the heavy lifting.

Above is a current project that is strewn all over my play area. 

In addition, Project Quilting starts tomorrow. Staff will check out the first challenge and decide to work on it or announce "you can't tell me what to do" and go do something else instead.

Finally, a few years back, staff started a project called "Put a Bird on It" where she picked a different bird each month and made a project featuring that bird every day. Now that was crazy. This year she has a selection of 52 birds and she's going to do something with the chosen bird each week...or not, depending on how it works out. In any case, the bird for this first week is Cardinal.

Staff Rebuttal

This is the quilt Nearly Insane, made by Francis Meredith of the blog Faberdashery. This was shown at the Pacific International Quilt Show in 2018. (And yes, even Molly knew not to put her claws into this quilt). For my last post, a few AI bots left comments about how making a 3/4 inch postage stamp quilt is crazy. This is my rebuttal. The quilt above is formally called "Nearly Insane" so obviously simple squares is "Nearly Normal." (Admittedly, cutting up fabric and sewing it back together can never be considered normal...)

This quilt was hanging close to the "Nearly Insane" quilt, and given its full size even a bot would have to agree that calling a postage stamp quilt "crazy" means there are no English words left to describe this quilt.

And here is the quilt Demented (it has another name that I don't remember right now). Sadly, a bot is pretending to be the very same quilter that made this same quilt and forced me to make one too. And that quilter (who obviously wouldn't consider a postage stamp quilt crazy) made her version using half square triangles which is something a cuckoo clock might say every hour on the hour.

More to the point, I was at a quilt guild meeting and a member showed a postage stamp quilt that alternated neutral and bright blocks with 3/4 inch finished squares. I thought that quilt was lovely and decided to make one for myself. (Unfortunately, that quilt used softer colors so the one I am making currently doesn't quite cut it, but the next one might hit the mark.)

Plus it's easy to make because it starts with 1.25 inch strips, sewing lengths of bright 1.25 inch hunks to long lengths of 1.25 inch neutral strips.

These paired strips are cut into 1.25 inch lengths, leaving a pairs that are 1.25 inches by 2 inches. And when you sew them together they nest quite nicely. Admittedly to keep the growing block neat, flat and manageable it is important to twirl the seams where four patches meet. 

So making postage stamp quilts is too much fun to be crazy. At every seam the patches nest into each other. If I had to sew two layer cake squares together, I would end up with some randomly curvy puckered mess, while sewing the postage stamps together is like zipping up a zipper. (Unless you use pins, which is both painful and crazy).  So really it just comes down to a choice between stacking legos or blocks of ice.

Welcome to the New Year

Molly would like to welcome you to this blog's New Year.  I complained that I didn't have much to show for myself and she agreed that living with cats can erode a human's sense of self, with good reason. She prattled on about something or other, but when living with cats you learn to just tune out the endless drivel. 

In the last post, Molly showed herself watching a documentary on squirrels. She's watching a new series now but isn't too sure whether its science fiction or fantasy. While she was quietly watching, Buddy ran up to the screen and the star of the show hissed at him. It was a plot twist neither of them expected.

Meanwhile, the postage stamp blocks are up on the design wall as I move the squares around either to make a more pleasant arrangement or to stall sewing it all together. The blocks are currently 64 patches, eight postage stamps across. And these are postage stamps after shrinkflation...3/4 inch finished instead of 1 inch. My plan is to build them up to 128 patch blocks and then recheck the arrangement.

Molly's Rebuttal: Insubordination

 As you might expect from any quilting blog, my staff's post yesterday was a complete fabrication. At no point in time was I mimicking staff reading the news or whatever else staff does. I have dignity.

Here I am back at the window at 9:00 pm and staff is again refusing to open the window for me. In the morning she opened the window and blasted me with a mist of frigid water. She has opened the window many times for me and there is a world of gluttonous birds and whirling hummingbirds set off with a warm breeze and interesting smells. 

The first time I asked her to open the window, I was first alarmed by the cold wet assault. Then I was alarmed by staff's incompetence and sudden inability to open the window to my  preferred setting. I had her open the window again because I wanted to rule out insubordination. Obviously, by my fourth request, I confirmed staff's insubordination and will proceed with retribution.

Today, for some reason, staff is complaining about "not getting enough sleep."

And here I am after successfully stalking a freeloading squirrel. I was able to stalk across the room to the window and watch the squirrel feed until this moment when it finally notices me. Unfortunately the squirrel ran away soon after because my brother Buddy walked up to the window like a clueless dog without stealth prowess.

Nine Patch Quilt Top

As part of my plastic bin liberation effort, I sewed the nine patch blocks into a top. As part of her study of chaos theory, Molly toppled my stack of three empty bins while zooming.

This morning we are having a bit more rain and wind than usual, and Molly jumped to the front window ledge as her request for me to open the window. I opened it and within a minute she was blasted with a cold wet mist. With a look of horror, she jumped down and ran away. I closed the window. Two minutes later, Molly was back on the window ledge expecting me to open the window. I complied. She suffered another blast, was horrified and ran away, but returned two minutes later. After the fifth time, I concluded that Molly may be a very stupid cat, until I realized that she was simply reenacting me reading the news.