Molly's Rebuttal: Insubordination

 As you might expect from any quilting blog, my staff's post yesterday was a complete fabrication. At no point in time was I mimicking staff reading the news or whatever else staff does. I have dignity.

Here I am back at the window at 9:00 pm and staff is again refusing to open the window for me. In the morning she opened the window and blasted me with a mist of frigid water. She has opened the window many times for me and there is a world of gluttonous birds and whirling hummingbirds set off with a warm breeze and interesting smells. 

The first time I asked her to open the window, I was first alarmed by the cold wet assault. Then I was alarmed by staff's incompetence and sudden inability to open the window to my  preferred setting. I had her open the window again because I wanted to rule out insubordination. Obviously, by my fourth request, I confirmed staff's insubordination and will proceed with retribution.

Today, for some reason, staff is complaining about "not getting enough sleep."

And here I am after successfully stalking a freeloading squirrel. I was able to stalk across the room to the window and watch the squirrel feed until this moment when it finally notices me. Unfortunately the squirrel ran away soon after because my brother Buddy walked up to the window like a clueless dog without stealth prowess.