As you might expect from any quilting blog, my staff's post yesterday was a complete fabrication. At no point in time was I mimicking staff reading the news or whatever else staff does. I have dignity.
Here I am back at the window at 9:00 pm and staff is again refusing to open the window for me. In the morning she opened the window and blasted me with a mist of frigid water. She has opened the window many times for me and there is a world of gluttonous birds and whirling hummingbirds set off with a warm breeze and interesting smells.
The first time I asked her to open the window, I was first alarmed by the cold wet assault. Then I was alarmed by staff's incompetence and sudden inability to open the window to my preferred setting. I had her open the window again because I wanted to rule out insubordination. Obviously, by my fourth request, I confirmed staff's insubordination and will proceed with retribution.
Today, for some reason, staff is complaining about "not getting enough sleep."
And here I am after successfully stalking a freeloading squirrel. I was able to stalk across the room to the window and watch the squirrel feed until this moment when it finally notices me. Unfortunately the squirrel ran away soon after because my brother Buddy walked up to the window like a clueless dog without stealth prowess.
4 comments:
She's sneaky, that staff personnel. I was very close to examining how much time I wasted doom scrolling in my own life, due to her insubordinate posting of her free will and independent opinions!
Carolyn
Rosie makes drumming claw noises on the window when the rabbits appear and taunt her as they mark up the snow in my garden. I think they snicker at her which she bears with grace.
Oh that Molly!
A beautiful face, it speaks volumes! Retribution on the way I think unless you can buck your ideas up... Elaine
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