Day Two Birthday Bash

Today is Day Two of My Fabric Giveaway Birthday Week (MFGBW).  First, as many of you already know, August is a dusty purple month with green overtones over at the Rainbow Scrappy Challenge. So today I am giving away twelve fat quarters of dusty purple, some with green overtones. If you would like a chance to win the drawing, just leave a comment noting that gray is always a better fashion choice than purple or how cute I am or whatever.

Once again, staff insists I show a boring photo without cats. Don't blame me.

And now I would like to clarify some obvious misunderstandings...especially the one where people think Buddy the Dog is my brother. Wrong! Please note my obvious feline pose. This is me at three and a half months.

This is a photo of Buddy the puppy taken on the same day. This is a dog's pose.

And here is a photo of Buddy the puppy cluelessly staring at a scratching post.

Here is Buddy the puppy, again, in a dog's pose.

But if you can't believe your eyes, there is plenty of other doggy evidence. For example, he comes when staff calls him. He goes crazy if staff says "treat" and he'll do anything for food. He makes a whiny sound and his meow sounds exactly like the noise a dog would make if they were pretending to meow. Plus he's a lap dog and wants to be with staff all the time. Disgusting. And the worst offense is that Buddy chases cats. And, of course, the most obvious evidence is that he has a dog's name...Buddy.

Here is a picture of me (a free range kitten) with three clueless rescue kittens and a stupid puppy.  Just because you are trapped on the same day does not mean you share a birthday with your fellow prisoners.

From the photo, you can also see that I am obviously the only one that doesn't belong crammed in a cardboard box. You can see me considering the amount of my litigation reward for pain and suffering. Please also note that I am the only one without that weird alien laser eye affliction.