First, she called me a cat. Then she said, "Oh excuse me, very stodgy kitten." Now she wonders why she can't access her devices and her passwords aren't recognized.
Look out, Molly. Those humans have a way of getting even. She may stop stealing your poops from the litterbox or worse, refuse to let you perform consultant duties for her quilts. Play nice. Sometimes the humans are just not smart enough for you.
Dearest Molly, be grateful your human only calls you funny names. Today, mine packed me off to the dentist, where I was knocked out. When I woke up, my teeth were all there, and clean, but they had put a PINK bandage on my paw. Oh, the humiliation! Yours, Alfalfa.
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Oh Molly, how could you ever be "stodgy"? Doesn't that mean "someone "set" in their ways"?
Yes...WHY? Bad kitty.
xx, Carol
Look out, Molly. Those humans have a way of getting even. She may stop stealing your poops from the litterbox or worse, refuse to let you perform consultant duties for her quilts. Play nice. Sometimes the humans are just not smart enough for you.
Dearest Molly, be grateful your human only calls you funny names. Today, mine packed me off to the dentist, where I was knocked out. When I woke up, my teeth were all there, and clean, but they had put a PINK bandage on my paw. Oh, the humiliation! Yours, Alfalfa.
Oh, Molly. If staff can't access the internet, staff can't order kitten treats and toys for good and deserving kittens.
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